We are leaders in the belt-holstered, pouch-based macerated avocado product manufacturing and distribution market segment.
Our business model is top down and strives for hindered growth following the timeless principles of disarray, unpredictability, regret, aggression, disappointment, and disorientation. We believe that corporate knows what is best for the customer, and what is best can change on a whim in a moments notice. These principles lead us to emphasize both portable guacamole pouches and creepy dolls in our marketing strategy. Consumer reviews are a testament to the success of this model.
Corporate Headquarters, U.S.A.
New York, NY (usually)
Morristown, NJ
Customer Bervice
(973) 216-8649