"GuacPockets have all the benefits of guacamole and pockets."
"The holster is a must have for any serious GuacPocket enthusiast."
"A guacumental invention!"
"For the eels"
"I never knew I needed GuacPockets until I was accosted by a hostile company representative. Now, I don't even know what I would do without them. Although, I would probably be less fearful and disoriented."
"I came for the GuacPockets and stayed for the creepy dolls. A winning combination!"
"These guys are on to something. The 20th century saw the rise of Big Tech. The 21st century will see the rise of Big Guac."
"I really hope they expand into the odd lamp industry too."