They have all the benefits of guacamole and pockets. Read the label, idiot.
Just buy some, idiot.
Accept the seven family-sized Guacpockets with suspicion, frustration, and also elation. Refunds are only granted forcibly at random without a customer request.
No, and we will keep sending you more at your expense.
Why wouldn't you? We all find ourselves wishing we had guacamole in a pinch. Now you can be that guy who has it just when you need. And trust us, you will need it. Trust us.
If you want to be cool, yes. Buy it, idiot.
Yes, these are safe, individually pouched and belt-holstered. Wear them to restaurants to avoid having to use the contaminated, family-style virus-laden dipping troughs.
Customer bervice: (973) 216-8649 or guacpockets@gmail.com
Yes.